The People's Confederation of An tAontas Gaelach is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ard-Rúnaí Séamas Ó Conghaile with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 3.457 billion Gaels are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glaschu. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gaelic economy, worth 527 trillion Gaelic Punts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 152,693 Gaelic Punts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. An tAontas Gaelach's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

An tAontas Gaelach is ranked 138,684^th in the world and 176^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 3.46 billion capita.